I Asked my 9 year old cousin Emma if she wanted to be on the phone with me when she watched DW tonight. She’s only allowed to stay up late when DW is on - it’s on an hour later here in Denmark, timezones yo. (she has watched all episodes in the past year and I…
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
I just got a phone call from my house phone…I’m the only person home…..
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
Man door hand hook car door
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power
My goal is to someday be skinny enough for my boyfriend to pick me up while we’re having sex
apologize to dawn
for what occurred
between them, and
neither should you.
You are a flowing
Do not drown